https://youtu.be/3EONSLTC5Es

`zoojew ritual`

@El Julien ayyy como estas

MY MY WHAT A SIGHT MY MY WHAT AN INTERESTING SIGHT

YOUR TEARS MY BLOOD OUR COLORS

bye guys plane's here

have fun dont crash remember if you do crash and you're above the water find something to break the water tension otherwise you're dead

Don't freak out while you're free falling grab part of your chair and hope to god you live

I wish every seat was packed with a parachute and eject button

Cuz plane crashes are fatal most of the time

There's like no way to survive unless you're lucky

And I don't like that

Watch the flight hostesses. Chances are you won't be told shit has hit the fan it's a anti mass panic protocol

Hostesses never go into the pilot cockpit

I can't believe you're willingly getting on a death box

@Malicious Knugget you realize driving is statistically more dangerous, right?

I'd rather die on the ground than up in the sky we don't have wings for a reason

You know

You’re gonna die on the ground either way

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*Ask Bluebear for bravery*

And I'm gonna fucking decompose in the ground and get eaten by worms and feed the soil and have the world continue spinning without me that shit is fucking exciting to think about

The day the world takes me back into its cycle will be a good day

The only thing that'll be on par with that is getting killed by someone I love

You don’t do much contributing to the nutrient cycle if you get entombed in an expensive casket.

Yeah well thats not gonna happen chuck me to the dogs and give me a stick to defend myself

Your best bet is to be cremated and have your ashes scattered into the wild, or maybe even a farm.

**FEED HER TO THE DINGOES**

How did you know Im australian

Mf we’ve talked

Your memory is shit

It sure is the only thing I can remember is the suffering of attachment

We’ve literally talked twice already smh

Oh that explains it

Suck my wing wang you stupid Korean drink

I hope you remember your lizards’ names at least

I do

Good

Also I’m not Korean