queen dollie of heather, master of mein yogurt tacos > all

@plse I'm the only legally recognized satanic minister here. Summoning Satan is a meme and if you want Satanic blessings you need simply indulge in self worship

QUEEN DOLLIE, SHEEP OF HEATHER, FOLIE LORD, MASTER TACO CHEF, AND BASED IG FASHIONISTA

legally

I can give you the tenets of the Satanic Temple, they're the closest to satanic magic

I am recognized by the US government as an official minister, yes

ohh hhell naaaaaaaa ya going t ohell ma boy

Claiming you are a Satanic minister without that certification is technically fraud

yeah the tst sjw niggers are really the closest to actual satanic magic while being atheistic by doctrine right

Yeah

nah that's andrew chumbley mane

Thats the entire meme

Satanic Temple intended to just be edgy atheism and ended up being the superior form of satanic worship

Chumbley a low iq cuck

I really don't like them

can u like actually like curse people

although I can say I approve of some things they've done

Have you seen my membership card lmao

like that baphomet statue they got put up

Its pretty

Lol

wait hold up I need to find that bitch its been missing for a week

Happy thanks giving ya cucks

I keep it with my gamestop card for obvious reasons

Id like to see one satanist tell me what baphomet means

Except dadmin

Hes best big bro

(Also bro baphomet is their thing i'm pretty sure)

I will say though that laveyan satanism is the right wing version of the autistic stuff in tst

nah baphomet is representative of tons of shit and isn't even satan

or the devil

or anything like that

Fairly sure they do deal with him

beyond representing the left hand or vamacara path as well as the right hand or daksinicara path

I doubt loopy could breakdown the symbolism of baphomet let alone an o9a nigger

yeah they do all sorts of shit peridot that doesn't mean they understand what they're doing beyond liking the aesthetic

this is a commonality throughout the occult world though, don't worry

@sky daddy Baphomet in the lens of The Satanic Temple is used as a representation of the human spirit and its connection to the ethereal/supernatural, it having both masculine and feminine physical features, along with classical demonic features like the goat head and hooves, more than anything because The Satanic Temple gets off on making ultra conservative christians as mad as possible and being so edgy that you basically need to get a few cuts on your skin when you read their literature

I like colors

@Shane people always connect satan to 'selling your soul' is there anything true about that

And yeah laveyan satanism is autistic