I'm telling you shane,

(plus I'm using way less electricity)

almost typed my boyfriend is an aries too

the wifi makes you gay

thats a nightmare

Its fine theres a wall between me and the wifi router

the wifi makes you download gay porn

forced

The government made me gay

you're a gay frog now

Gotta go break the news to my girl

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State mandated gf will be mad

she'll go ftm cause she loves you

@jmack brooooooooo what did you think

>state mandated gf
What hentai is this

Gays are degenerates, just pray the gay away

To whatever deity you like

literally pray the gay away already shane

No god likes homos

magic unironically has made me less gay

I promise you'll have more friends

Not memeing

i'll give you a taste of my peen while your busy praying

because being gay is a poor life choice

come on

come

on

All and any god will help you overcome the gay since they all hate fags

I've been steadily less and less attracted to boys the more esoteric I get

This however might coincide with having a gf for the majority of the time I've been doing magic

liar

I was never gay, but I've come to hate women more and more and seeing them as mere rape-holes the more esoteric I get

Like I meme a lot about being gay online but irl I havent seen a boy I thought was fuckable in months

that's cause you're biased, a right path nigger

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`My magic has the power to cure the gay`

bisexuality is the esoteric sexual orientation

Just like, stop being a hedonistic piece of shit and you'll be cured