This is probably the most expensive article of clothing

I have ever worn

a chinlet wearing a wool tuxedo

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not a tux

My gf is buying me a $50 shirt for my birthday

just a suit and tie

`chinlet`

Hopefully it goes on sale first

ah

That would be the most expensive shirt in my closet if it didnt

My last new shirt was $45

u fucking chinlet

are you going to do that thing where you arch your back like a woman to hide your gut in your mirror selfies

I have never purchased a shirt that cost more than $20

expensive flashy shit is usually a waste of money

and feels horrible

Nah bro this shirt is funny asf

I didn't pay a dime

that shirt was gift

church welfare suit

I only like comfy clothes, doesnt matter the price

Nah, Freemason Hand-me Down

lmao

Its a fuckin Zumiez shirt that they're charging rape prices for bc its by far their highest demand shirt

Its a normal ass shirt it just says "VIRGINITY ROCKS!!" on it

Its $45 for a mens small

Literally the same material as some shit you'd see in walmart in the $5 bin

sorry,

`OCCULT HANDOUTS`

I forgot that Departure is a mormon church welfare queen

this is a $7k suit

what the actual fuck dude

Thats disgusting

nigga was like

it's called grooming, departure

"I'm moving closer, trying to downsize, I have some clothes that might fit you"

All of them are exactly my size

looks like you're going to be initiated into the occult art of sucking old rich dick

@Shane zumiez here has a hoodie with that shit donut design for like $95 here