Message from @Cursed

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2019-11-09 23:51:55 UTC  

I've had them for like three four weeks

2019-11-09 23:52:04 UTC  

I trained them to cover their shit

2019-11-09 23:52:18 UTC  

did you demonstrate?

2019-11-09 23:52:20 UTC  

I refuse to believe this isnt the onion <:lmao1:619749634230845442> https://youtu.be/6GlNQzjii1c

2019-11-09 23:52:30 UTC  

They knew how to shit in a box but not to cover it

2019-11-09 23:52:40 UTC  

@sky daddy no fucking way

2019-11-09 23:52:54 UTC  

Im laughing so hard at the a absurdity

2019-11-09 23:52:59 UTC  

@Falls you have to wait until they use the box and then pick them up and have them look as you scrape the letter over their shit

2019-11-09 23:53:01 UTC  

imagine having so many neural misfirings you think all other beings are humans

2019-11-09 23:53:04 UTC  

holy

2019-11-09 23:53:19 UTC  

my lord

2019-11-09 23:53:27 UTC  

And yeah, they're smart enough to be trained to do shit, but they're full of themselves to the point they think they can ignore the rules you give them lmao

2019-11-09 23:53:32 UTC  

"LOOK"

2019-11-09 23:53:35 UTC  

"DO IT LIKE THIS"

2019-11-09 23:53:38 UTC  

It works tho

2019-11-09 23:53:42 UTC  

lmao

2019-11-09 23:54:15 UTC  

cats are parasites confirmed

2019-11-09 23:54:23 UTC  

Thats a fact

2019-11-09 23:54:23 UTC  

crucify all cats 1000 years

2019-11-09 23:54:27 UTC  

.com

2019-11-09 23:54:33 UTC  

They're full of parasites too

2019-11-09 23:54:37 UTC  

Especially kittens

2019-11-09 23:54:43 UTC  
2019-11-09 23:54:49 UTC  

😂

2019-11-09 23:55:07 UTC  

/forum

2019-11-09 23:55:16 UTC  

I'm waiting on this fucker who wants them

2019-11-09 23:55:20 UTC  

/index.php

2019-11-09 23:55:22 UTC  

I named them tho

2019-11-09 23:55:26 UTC  

Dido and Juno

2019-11-09 23:55:35 UTC  

Because they beat the shit out of eachother

2019-11-09 23:55:55 UTC  

that family
thats walking on all fours
they dont look healthy

2019-11-09 23:56:11 UTC  

Toxoplasmosis parasites infect all mammals and cats spread the fuck out of them. Its a huge advantage for cats bc any small mammals in their environment like mice get infected, and these parasites pump out hormones that suppress fear and anxiety, and *allegedly but not 100% scientifically proven* make most mammals more affectionate towards cats. Thus the longer you have cats around, the more of these shits infect you, and the more you like having the bastards around

2019-11-09 23:56:26 UTC  

like would that not be bad for ur back

2019-11-09 23:56:34 UTC  

Yeah I have to hate them to spiritually fight off brain parasites

2019-11-09 23:56:57 UTC  

Its too late for me

2019-11-09 23:57:07 UTC  

I lived in a house with two cats for two years when I was v young

2019-11-09 23:57:21 UTC  

They psyopped me into liking cats

2019-11-09 23:57:29 UTC  

ahhhhh

2019-11-09 23:57:33 UTC  

I lived in a house with 14 cats for a year because the rent was cheap

2019-11-09 23:57:35 UTC  

I fucking

2019-11-09 23:57:39 UTC  

there is no cure for the parasite