that family
thats walking on all fours
they dont look healthy

Toxoplasmosis parasites infect all mammals and cats spread the fuck out of them. Its a huge advantage for cats bc any small mammals in their environment like mice get infected, and these parasites pump out hormones that suppress fear and anxiety, and *allegedly but not 100% scientifically proven* make most mammals more affectionate towards cats. Thus the longer you have cats around, the more of these shits infect you, and the more you like having the bastards around

like would that not be bad for ur back

Yeah I have to hate them to spiritually fight off brain parasites

Its too late for me

I lived in a house with two cats for two years when I was v young

They psyopped me into liking cats

ahhhhh

I lived in a house with 14 cats for a year because the rent was cheap

I fucking

there is no cure for the parasite

Dislike cats

allegedly

So much

@G SPthe cure is sublime hatred

I was thinking of herbs

but ye

activated almonds

yo what if we show a cat a pic of a khajiit

@sky daddy "*they have devolved*"

only logical answer

I mean.

...

thats where im at too watching this like as hilarious and absurd as it is. this must be an extremely isolated lineage

how the fuck they even have clothes

is beyond me

bc wouldnt the

clothes salesman

their feet

be standing up

like wtf

lmao botis

Cats are cute little dudes, they're amazing pets but only if you like animals with an attitude that suits a somewhat selfish and neurotic human

i love how low hanging the clothes line in the beginning was. bc

they literally cant stand up

t hang it higher

so the clothes are just touching the ground

like wtf

this is as sad as it is hilarious

"the walking upright gene"

this ones walking upright why cant they just