and he sees a tv that is only 1 dollar worth

he is not black

ok

so the guy asks the owner

why is that tv only for 1 dollar?

and the owner says

Jk

bc the volume knob is damaged and its turned all the way up

and the guy says

I don’t think

This is one hell of a setup so far

I don’t see

its worht 1 dollar bc it has the full volume

and the owner says yes

and the replies with

woa

what an offer

i cannot turn that down

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Ok so

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I played guitar

Banned

At open mic

@7070 i play bass man

i can only play the triangle

🤮

bass

is

based

I’d do anything

To turn back time

Knowing what I know now

going back to 10 with my current brain would be fun

t!fortune

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mental time travelling is the best superpower <:smugpepe:619749634402942998>

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Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.
-- Miyamoto Musashi, 1645

YES

my favorite novel.