I am so proud of my quote collection

4 sho

@Akeldama you are literally jacking off my ego at this point

Lmaoooo

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I’m down with the forest floor

but appendicitis usually happens when you get inflamation for not chewing solids i think

You **deserve** it @Shane

Whatever

Before grocery store

Fuck it time for drug

@Akeldama I'm cool kid now

i have a joke

Don't get ahead of yourself

im gonna od on niacin

nigger just play showdown so you don't think about drugs <:honkhonk:620490774135701535>

a guy walks by

should I try to get laid

and he sees a garage selling

@7070 no

So he robs them

and he sees a tv that is only 1 dollar worth

he is not black

ok

so the guy asks the owner

why is that tv only for 1 dollar?

and the owner says

Jk

bc the volume knob is damaged and its turned all the way up

and the guy says

I don’t think

This is one hell of a setup so far

I don’t see

its worht 1 dollar bc it has the full volume

and the owner says yes

and the replies with

woa

what an offer

i cannot turn that down

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Ok so