Ow

My fragile ego

Is shattered

🎥

I would fucking k i l l you maybe.

Time to shoot up a sorority <:gunpepe:619749635224895518>

Murder me momy

Am I supposed to be aroused rn?

How do you know he wasn't a Chad faith healer with secret knowledge of iodine and the Russian aristocracy was just that butthurt

Rasputin was aesthetic as fuck.

Isn't his dongus on display somewhere

I would dry it out and put the flakes in along with the sugar cubes at tea time.

human horn

Human born

📯

😈

Holy fk

rootilly dootles

That thing is goliath

No wonder the queen diddled him

Can't spell manslaughter without laughter

his eyes are like spear tips.

Ra ra rasputin

<:ak47:633167438229536777> <:cursed:624041058749382666>

still stealing from me mack?

Lol

Wtf

that shit was in my yearbook.

No

See what did I tell you Sam

Snake

That was my senior quote.

In

The grass

Imagine historians perserving ur penis in a glass jar n letting tons of future ppl see it

Okay, cool

In a museum

Here

It was almost won out by "vulgarity is prosperity"

I think the penis flakes idea was good