would it be illegal to create non-taxidermied animal mummies
like, reduce their food and water intake and have them drink water with arsenic, bromide, lacquer, salt etc
pack them in salt and lime
so theyre mummified but still have all their organs mostly intact

cool

have a zoo of animal mummies

sorry if rude theres just not a lot of words that fit that part of the rhyme

make taxidermy people

@0099 yes, animal abuse is illegal.

single syllable words

@Dorieus you're not sorry.

no like if i couldve thought of a better one i wouldve used it

promise

feel free to suggest one

Is this illegal thing legal

do you really promise?

You can literally mummify an animal after death btw

i cant say love bc youll say emotions are a scam

like

really really?

come on

well they ARE a scam.

Nope

@Akah no, this illegal thing is very illegal and will land you on an FBI watchlist

🙄

scam machine

whats wrong with scams

there we go

Just legalities

You drag me and botis through the muck, Sam

Y u do this

Emotional fulfillment is integral to happiness

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Animal abusers are literally murderers and serial killers in waiting

How do i drag you through the muck?

Just let the fuck go

all i need is 25 cents man

25 cents all i need

Yeah don't bully apes

@Falls I got a quarter for you, lad

I don’t wooly bully

Don't ask me to elaborate on what goes on in my mind it doesn't translate well into words what the fuck dude

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kek