guru from the dust

Well the guitars ankoaner

Loaner

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From an 80 yr old jazz musician

and I won’t give it back

lmao

Whoo haas piinged

But was it used in a murder

I carry a ruler everywhere

That was used to measure

by an architect?

I have an old knife

wanna see

FFS Who PINGED

I have a dildo that was used by Elizabeth bathory

Jk lmao but that'd be sicc

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WHOA

I am being serious, WHO PINGED

THATS MY FULL NAme

Jk

it’s not

but that would be mojo right

Elizabeth smashingpee

Tf

I have a 1963 Beatles poster

Is that who pinged or what?

and I keep this on my fridge

I have a 1830s opium pipe

So I stay unemployed

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FFS

WHO PINGED

I have a collection of medicine bottles

from late 1800s

I have a large penis

I have big boobs

Shit

WHO FUCKIN' PINGED IN THE FUCKIN' CHANNEL?!

well