Lol this is how my marijuana was packed

were you cutting vegetables wolfy

It's different every time

dude

this guy who lives kinda close, hes like

hey we should hang out some day

*at 10 am*

Rape him

Oh he’s going to rape u nvm

10am is good though... That's coffee time

That works I guess

hes not because theres no way im hanging out with anyone at fucking 10 am

just say you want to do it later if you want to do it later

@eudaimonia no i was day drinking tossing cinder blocks around and one of them pinched my fingertip between another cinderblock

But she would need a strap on

coffee time

fuck coffee

also yeah

well wolfy you do know the saying, play stupid games win stupid prizes

that's unfortunate though kek

if he wants to hang out itll be after 4 there is no negotiation

what are u guys going to do

Are you telling me women don't manifest astral penises in times of distress

Why did my parents lie to me

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I'm gonna declare a fatwah on whoever just did that

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i do

@eudaimonia i was at band practice and we use a piece of plywood and cinderblocks as a faux desk to place the mixing console and get recordings when we want to record practice. But i started drinking at 2pm and showed up to practice a little shmammed. When it happened i was squirtin blood everywhere and was like "this what you get for drinking before 5pm"

did what

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Oh shit

kek, it doesn't look too bad but it does look painful

GOD I CANT WAIT TO BE DONE WITH THIS FUCKING ESSAY

so i can reward myself with

cereal

Niogga

Finish the essay or ban

quick extremeties are happy extremeties regarding heavy objects falling, even slightly heavy

@sky daddy did you go to the doctor and get that styrofoam shit put in the cut?