Are you telling me women don't manifest astral penises in times of distress

Why did my parents lie to me

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I'm gonna declare a fatwah on whoever just did that

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i do

@eudaimonia i was at band practice and we use a piece of plywood and cinderblocks as a faux desk to place the mixing console and get recordings when we want to record practice. But i started drinking at 2pm and showed up to practice a little shmammed. When it happened i was squirtin blood everywhere and was like "this what you get for drinking before 5pm"

did what

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Oh shit

kek, it doesn't look too bad but it does look painful

GOD I CANT WAIT TO BE DONE WITH THIS FUCKING ESSAY

so i can reward myself with

cereal

Niogga

Finish the essay or ban

quick extremeties are happy extremeties regarding heavy objects falling, even slightly heavy

@sky daddy did you go to the doctor and get that styrofoam shit put in the cut?

The pain hasnt set in yet i know this nigger gonna be a pain in my ass the next few weeks tho.

Finish essay or forced HRT

@Kru§ol no i just put my finger in peroxide and wrapped it up

Yeah we're gonna give you HRT @Crippled Cupid

K

why

yeah just try and keep it relatively aseptic and breathable

Is that your right hand??

what

i dont see the pic

I dunno why you both think jill needs hrt and/or is a shemale

what am i missing

@Crippled Cupid 12:26 am EST

Left hand thank god but the white part is the skin that got scraped off that i glued back on with my dried blood

because they WANT me to be, theyre projecting their HOMOSEXUAL fantasies

nah that skin is dead man

mandy

and you may be correct jill kek

that skin will just dry and dessicate now