Don't get retards like me tarot

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this is my favorite card just cuz he's like "bruh, i spilled my wine, fml"

Yall ever woke up in ur robe like "damn it feels good to be a wizard"

pants under the robe?

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@sky daddy had the idea tonight to use individual tarot cards in manifestation rituals rather than for divination

i get that feeling but not really about the robes tbh

I havent slept in 24 hours n feel kinda high this is the closest ive gotten to being high in 2 months. I miss my loyal partner. My other half. My weeds

dildos aren't scepters botis

like if i go to bed and think to myself i wanna wake up at this certain hour

and i wake up and see the clock

and its that hour

then i get that feeling

else

im a shit wizard

obvs

@tsutsuki you sound like me when I called marijuana my girlfriend

I dont think thats wizardry i think thats a circadian rhythm

@lilison what a kawinkiedink

Twinkie bink

yeah one of the basic shit you practice in hypnosis is controlling the hour you wake up

@tsutsuki kinky weed

Damn it feels good to be a dragon

i'm so bored i'd smoke the weed in my closet even tho i hate it

Real big brain hours: *are cowboy boots* **kinky**?

Only if she’s in cowgirl

only if they're dirty with cow poop

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