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I had a vision of how i'll meet my husband. It will be a snowy night in kyoto, all the young seitos and senseis hiding from the chilly frost underneath their kotatsus. When suddenly a flying knife whizzes past Hashimoto's lashes, nearly close enough to blind him, landing in the snow behind him. I drop from the roof top, kick and roll Hashimoto, having just earned my last black belt in every marshall art known to man, i have arrived in Japan to fufill my destiny, my unmei. Hashimoto reaches for his katana, a skilled swordsman raised deep within the bowels of the infamous Yakuza, destined to be the oyabun after the death of his father, the leader of the yakuza. A scuffle ensues, sweat dreps from our foreheads despite the freezing air, a dance of karate, sumo, judo, iaido, aikido, ken-jutsu, kempo, nin-jutsu, ju-jitsu, kendo, tang soo do, kuuk sol won, taekwondo, jeet kune do, kung fu, muay thai, viet vo dao, qwan ki do, choi kwang-do, ssireum, angampora, koshti, thang ta, musti yuddha, kalaripayattu, sogobujutsu, fencing, lucha libre, maculele, kapoeira, freestyle wrestling, sikaran, kombatan, silat and kick boxing. As the sun rises our tempo slows but doesn't falter, none able to outdo eachother, until we decide that together, we are unstoppable.

Do you know the name?

I had a vision of how i'll meet my husband. It will be a snowy night in kyoto, all the young seitos and senseis hiding from the chilly frost underneath their kotatsus. When suddenly a flying knife whizzes past Hashimoto's lashes, nearly close enough to blind him, landing in the snow behind him. I drop from the roof top, kick and roll Hashimoto, having just earned my last black belt in every marshall art known to man, i have arrived in Japan to fufill my destiny, my unmei. Hashimoto reaches for his katana, a skilled swordsman raised deep within the bowels of the infamous Yakuza, destined to be the oyabun after the death of his father, the leader of the yakuza. A scuffle ensues, sweat dreps from our foreheads despite the freezing air, a dance of karate, sumo, judo, iaido, aikido, ken-jutsu, kempo, nin-jutsu, ju-jitsu, kendo, tang soo do, kuuk sol won, taekwondo, jeet kune do, kung fu, muay thai, viet vo dao, qwan ki do, choi kwang-do, ssireum, angampora, koshti, thang ta, musti yuddha, kalaripayattu, sogobujutsu, fencing, lucha libre, maculele, kapoeira, freestyle wrestling, sikaran, kombatan, silat and kick boxing. As the sun rises our tempo slows but doesn't falter, none able to outdo eachother, until we decide that together, we are unstoppable.

r/copypasta

I WROTE IT

Not bad really

FOR TJE PAST 5 MINS

Should submit it to Reddit

@Reptile @jmack @Bolsapryca @chonkyfire
VC my nigs

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Do you know the specific artist's name? @dollface

i only vc on movie nights and they tricked me last saturday there was no movie

@Mr. Skelly nigger, shut up and take my query only it's important

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@Cursed
Get in VC my nig

I don’t think you need them lul

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@Mr. Skelly

Good stuff either way @dollface

@Cursed
VC

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@Mr. Skelly should I apologise to the rodent or go elsewhere

I'm at work nig

Hagalaz

Apologize and do something for it's body, don't leave it there. Even it deserves something better.

eat it

Does it though

@Cursed
If you don't it'll come back on you

Well no shit

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@Mr. Skelly because I'll have to go elsewhere

:#

But this is a rodent we're talking about

A rodent person

what can a rat's spirit do , it can't even push your shit off the shelves at night