I had a vision of how i'll meet my husband. It will be a snowy night in kyoto, all the young seitos and senseis hiding from the chilly frost underneath their kotatsus. When suddenly a flying knife whizzes past Hashimoto's lashes, nearly close enough to blind him, landing in the snow behind him. I drop from the roof top, kick and roll Hashimoto, having just earned my last black belt in every marshall art known to man, i have arrived in Japan to fufill my destiny, my unmei. Hashimoto reaches for his katana, a skilled swordsman raised deep within the bowels of the infamous Yakuza, destined to be the oyabun after the death of his father, the leader of the yakuza. A scuffle ensues, sweat dreps from our foreheads despite the freezing air, a dance of karate, sumo, judo, iaido, aikido, ken-jutsu, kempo, nin-jutsu, ju-jitsu, kendo, tang soo do, kuuk sol won, taekwondo, jeet kune do, kung fu, muay thai, viet vo dao, qwan ki do, choi kwang-do, ssireum, angampora, koshti, thang ta, musti yuddha, kalaripayattu, sogobujutsu, fencing, lucha libre, maculele, kapoeira, freestyle wrestling, sikaran, kombatan, silat and kick boxing. As the sun rises our tempo slows but doesn't falter, none able to outdo eachother, until we decide that together, we are unstoppable.

Cool fanfic

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Its my destiny

Gay

@tsutsuki sick of your face

yeh

My fav marshall art is kapoeira

What face @yeh

Gebeleizis Romanian Thor !

Hmm

Also equivalent of Zeus, Zibelthiurdos

@tsutsuki just give it up

was having a nice time til you came along

@yeh
VC my nig

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tried already

🆙 | **yeh leveled up!**

Hmm

discord fears my power level

rip

@yeh why dont you T~T more and i'll consider it

what is the meaning of this??

T~T

Its you crying

Like the sniveling little bich that you are

you know what

i hate you

Good

Daco-tracian gods

@yeh
Try getting another VC

I'll move you into ours

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@PBL Try working with Dacian gods nigga

k, have to move to the other room first

Gebeleizis - the supreme god before Zamolxes; the god of thunder and lightning
Bendis - goddess of forests, charms, spells and moon
Derzis or Derzelas - the god of vigor, of health
Zamolxes - the supreme deity of the Dacians, who gradually took the place of Gebeleizis and the other gods
Hestia - a goddess of the fire of the glass, of the sacred fire, goddess present also to the Hellenes, endowed with attributes similar to those of the Vesta to the Romans
a god of war - Kandaon - (equivalent to Ares or Mars), to whom - after the testimony of Iordanes - the geets sacrificed prisoners in war, "reckoning that the god of war must be reconciled by the shedding of human blood"
Dabatopienos - the god of metallurgy
Eitiosaros, about which not much information is known;

gonna lay in bed

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Hermano

Try working with Dacian gods