how many guys is the limit to that

3 probably

Going to make this my new cum bottle when I finish it

"splash"

Omg he finally left

Praise the lord

Who

I met a guy at the bar who seemed really chill

was he cruising

like in a stab you in the ass and steal your skin kind of cruising

So i invited him back for a night cap and hes been here for two hours drunk dialing strippers who have him blocked

Its been nonstop cringe since midnight

send him to the dmv I can hook him up

He just left for the strip club hes literally got 45 mins until it closes

Nigga wanted a lap dance that bad

bruh

lock your doors

If you want a lap dance you pick up a chick

And then take care of her and love her

was he mexican

And then go to a strip club to get a lap dance lol

@Moad how the fuck did u know

Kek

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Ever since I got my .45, getting girls to give me head has been a breeze

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I knew a mexican kid who was always calling girls off backpage seemingly just to say hi

Wassup ma *eats taco*

Dude it was so cringey he was showing me text message threads of him texting strippers where theyre obviously ignoring him

oof

Then he took it to the next level and called onr

And he got the blocked number message

And hes just like "damn im happy for her, she needed to get off my dick"

lmao

Nite

Goodnight

t!cat

Gnite