@twistmoth whatsup

I'm telling you definitively it's not my man

A life insurance company wouldn't do those tests

and yea elect code 16 is up in june

Especially a urinalysis

It's pointless

i dont get ur metaphors @Lucipher

next one contract involves it

000

weather skyfallen or not

./quert taz mahas

A blood test I could see because they can test for certain things but even that would be extremely uncommon bordering on rarely done

ok a camel

Whole life insurance bases your rate on the investments so it has little to do with your actual health

And term is based on exactly that + your age

At your age a term policy wouldn't care about your blood or urine info

And a whole life policy isn't caring either because it's more like an investment that they make a bit off of

@plse she says go out into the desert under the full moon and evoke the devil while on magic cactus to make a deal for your bands fame. Its spelled out extremely clearly

ok ok

obvious

my bad

@plse thats not just any camel thats paimon

how can i know im a fool

upper management always misrepresents us *crosses arms grumpily*

im anxious

I need the good suck 😂

wdym with "while on magic cactus"

hierarchy a FUCK

Peyote

@plse mescalin

@syz put the hypotheticals like this: if you get the fake piss and it's a drug test, you're safe. If it's really for some weird insurance, then you're still safe. If you don't get fake piss and it's a drug test, your parents find out and/or the insurance also finds out and they wont' cover you. If it's truly for some insurance and they're looking for some genetic info or testing your levels, then you'll be safe (unless your levels are actually fucked up, then your premium is higher/less coverage)

lmao

Jim morrison did it

Man that was spooky

I don't think an insurance company can legally test you before giving you coverage

the black guy with the guitar

@Cursed no roles cuck

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