Fake vegan turkey, wooden bones included

bones are real

soylent mixed with cornstarch

they're from talking cows who gave permission

Are bones vegan

SOYLENT FOR THANKSGIVING! OH FUCKIN BOY!

cows give permission the way websites confirm they can take your data. by simpoly existing. Thank you

no they're not

you can't take bones and not kill something nigga

and even if it lived, milk isn't vegan so

What if it already dead

you can take my bone

Bones take a while to spoil

lets eat lion for thanksgiving

im sorry

i didnt mean it

it wasnt me

its okay

u got hacked?

yeah

oh ok its fine then

by my split personality

😍

ophi?

i'm am hacked, hacking keeps me oily

🤔 if it's dead perhaps, but i know vegans would say you're capitalizing on the animal's suffering for your own benefit

like he didn't die for you lmao

yes i am captilalising on animal deaths by having essenital nutrients

i'm ok with this

this is some shit moon would spam post at 5am

it's ok when animals kill us

thats literally us

but they gonna have a bad time trying

shut up

i like how first nations people would pay their respects to animals after killing them

yes mommy

and use every part of the animal

no waste

respectful executions are responsible though. respect your dead

fuck that