he has trillions of stop watches

i have three groups of friends, they'll never stop bothering me

i've tried

good way for them to stop is stop

bothering them

kill them

nigga i don't talk to them

friendship is just people bothering others

Leave some friends for the rest of us jeez

they just ping me in group chats almost everyday

i bet you have facebook still

and if i leave the group chat they start panicking

i've never had facebook

panicking

I wish I had more IRL friends. I have no real close ones left

ok i take it back

i'm sure they lose their collective minds when you leave the group chat

they don't know what to do with themselves do they

they do

like

they're looking for drama or something lmao

we should all go out into a field with a red and white checkered sheet with nice sandwiches and go have a pacnic

*i dont make friends, I make acquaintances*

i don't even make my bed how am i supposed to make friends

Who makes their bed lol?

i havent changed my sheets in 2 months

you don't need friends, they're like people you can't fuck

I change my sheets every 4 weeks or so

the other ones have sick all over them

you can fuck your friends

yeah if you're dumb

I need more friends

no you don't

I need a girl friend

I’ve been telling myself that since high school

have u had the sex

Never done anything about it

No

uncle akah can teach.

I was at an all boys school up until the last two years

that is abuse