It was very gay

I was socially retarded around girls on my first year of co-Ed

imagine all the penis in 1 room with no vagina

But then I figured it out a bit

But I’ve never been to a party or anything

you don't miss much

parties are not fun

it's just a race to see who gets drunk first so the party can look less shitty

I got sick a lot, so I only had like a 60% attendance

Turns out now that was probably the cancer

Settling

you get fucked and pretend to be involved with people and the next day it's all meaningless

And whatever caused it

By the end I just needed to get out

i'm going to rape your cancer out of you

cancer can be caused by too many things

don't worry

you'll probably never know

akah stop

My one achievement was red-pilling half of my year group in my second to last year

what did you do

i meant to sy i'll rape the cancer btw

who /aus/ here

Fuckin had a debate with this dude called ‘kristoff’

it made it sound very ominous

fuck off aus cunt

everyone here who is aus is a cunt

ok American

Australia is a funny place

im english

aus xcunt

Had a car crash there

And 2 jazz tours

the only reason you're in aus is because england didn't want you

Ok inbred troglodyte.

I'm not ethnically english

buy me a fucking beer

Fight fight fight

nice try fag

buy me a beer

aus cunt