for the slapchop

magic bullet

*vibrating* bullet

yeh

COME ON DICK WORLD CANT BE REAL

maybe in japan

@pierce

the museum of penises exists in iceland.

why is that idea so unsettling

Also makes sensr

People on islands get craaaazy

I'd burn the goddamn thing if it uprooted

aight city slicker

gawn head

free them

see who gets the entwife

where have all the entwives gone?

*gesticulates lewdly*

my woods

tree harem

thank Eris that there exist fuckable trees

can't see the forest for the trees.

I'd fuck a tree

Otherwise "alone in the woods" might just fuck with me

NO LEWDING TREES AND BATS

But I ain't payin child support

fuck dem leafy butches

WHY MUST YOU PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING I LOVE AND RUIN IT<:pissed:640245029238997005> <:pissed:640245029238997005> <:pissed:640245029238997005> <:pissed:640245029238997005> <:pissed:640245029238997005> <:pissed:640245029238997005>

cuz dick world

@pierce

Unironically me

Tree fucking is straying from occultism into paganism. Be careful

@pierce your pisces is showing.

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nothing wrong with being a pagan

after all

paganism is kewl

My Mars is in Pisces literally wtf is the point <:sadpepe:619648239020408852> <:sadpepe:619648239020408852> <:sadpepe:619648239020408852> <:sadpepe:619648239020408852>

just don't larp as a viking

or you get the rope