>snake b gone

he goes to the gay cowboy bar

well

almost there

Aint no bars in the woods skippy

I brew my own

@thebl1ndseer wanna date

No.

hes gay irl

Not gay, don't date

kick him with your almost man boots in the dick

😍

I slut around when I'm upland, but I do *not* date

how come

Last girl broke my nose and broke my heart.

wtf

you got beat by a girl

how did you let that happen

And then got *me* locked up for "hitting her" though I never touched her.

why didnt you retard

Cuz you don't hit women.

yeah okay

*breaks a nose permanent injury*

Only pussies hit women.

I love hitting women

*never breathe the same through it*

nah brah

it makes my dick hard

she can kill me

I dont hit chicks

whats that shes stabbing me

nah I dont hit chicks

get real

Oh pshaw thats what the cocaine sfor

I would have fucking decked her in the temple

Naw man blades come out that's a different story.

no

Uncooked and fried variants

its the same story when one of your bones is broken