Lols

goddamnit moomoon

>crystals

ofc moon would be the crystal nigger

this is why we fuck with her tbh

They are pwetty shinies

Pls don't judge me

Bitch

Slut

Get some real magical inanimate objects

*cries in golum*

Quartz on a wand is the extent

IM POOR SHANE

Make yourself a grimoire

summon dragons and shit

I have

with weed and rituals and shit

A wand seems pretty extra

Ngl

Kinda gay

I'm gona buy a Harry Potter wand

>wands

>in 2019

And use it unironically

I have a couple of magic objects

Depends on what I'm doing

I've got a magic object right here 🍆

I bless the living fuck out of my tarot decks

So they're juicin

I'm gona point it at random animals irl and then when ppl see me I'll hide it like I didn't mean for them to see

I've never used a wand but I've got a good ritual knife.

OH FUCK THERES A VOLCANO DEMON IN MY ROOM

I MISPRONOUNCED THE SEX DEMON SPELL

fapp on it

FUCKING HELP

Ritual knives are based

just carry on as if it's a sex demon

@jmack

^

it'll get grossed out and/or tell you that's outside it's job description and move on