thats me @elemeno

Her age is the most important factor

my parents were married for 20 and now they're plotting a divorce

@mandeezy weird, i could have sworn i'd seen that before. i must be mistaken. my bad

Just don't fall in love with your wife and you'll be ok when it's over

tbh i think one of the main contributions are a lack of cooperation

>plotting

@eldritch oof

your good ol friend tom from myspace @elemeno

your right, but oof

ohhhh hahaha you prick 🙂

>getting relationship advice from any of you

^

Stop acting like a woman and she won't leave you

Right.

Sure, you have the answers.

I'm divorced, bro. I'm sort of an expert

Imo, arguing with retards is a potent mental exercise, at least for me. It forces me to try and translate my usual dialogue and syntax into something more digestible for them, its like trying to quickly learn a new dialect of intellect, and it can rarely cause one to be able to articulate their ideas in much more universal, professional terms. I am the retard whisperer.

@Agwe you're literally talking with slow

lmao

fair

Eldritch, am I wrong in anything stated?

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@eldritch If I may be so forward, where do you think your marriage fell apart?

it means youre the devil @Falls

@Agwe I met her when I was in the military and when I got out and had to spend time around her, that's when it hit a bump

@pierce can I ask the giving tree for ||lithium||

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he even laid a towel down

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@eldritch I know exactly the thing. The two of you never really got a chance to know each other. My wife and I used to see each other 24/7 and now we still work at the same place. I think the greatest risk for us is getting tired of each other. Luckily, we have different hobbies.