why

Vibe check.

Give some lead to every fed

@Yuri Romanov wtf are you on about

*scrapes paint chips into the pentagon's corn flakes*

@pierce you're a femcel

Are those going to be your last words when you get yeeted in some third world country trying to suck the government’s dick for an education

@pierce mfw nobody respects navy guys

Yeah cope harder shitskin, some malnourished 15 yo is going to no scope your ass

I get paid extra if I do EOD in the navy

dolphin bucci?

The inside of a sea shell

gross

I get an extra 8k bonus if I agree to do EOD

thoughts?

@pierce my eyeballs can't hear the ocean, are you sure it's a seashell?

imagine a synesthesia where visual info produces a sound.

you may literally get blown up man

does america matter that much to you?

I don't think it's worth getting blown up over

Tfw I can get paid more by camgirling than breeki can risking his life for the country that took his land

@DeusPoleVult I literally joined for college lol

wanting to pay the bills and survive isn't a bad reason to join if you can stick it out.

@Falls

yeah, I'd suggest staying away from situations that could lead to your sudden, unintended, deconstruction

I'm such a smoothbrain id disarm my first IED wrong and get my fingies blown off

if it blows up, you didn't disarm it

then I can't be a SIIICK gamer

🙃

Idk why I’m watching asmr

tru

@DeusPoleVult yeah, it would be disarming you.

HAHAH

OHSHIT

that was spicey