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there was an irish essayist who wrote a satirical analysis of why eating children would be good for famine torn countries.

mine wasn't satire tho, i really thought sending old people as food to africa was a good idea

Cannibalism bad

solves a few issues. africa wouldn't be hungry and we wouldn't have to pay for SS.

i know you aren't from the US, but whatever your equivalent of ss happens to be.

my fat id helped fat people lose weight too

cause with a fat id all public transportation is more expensive

and you can't own a car

I don't like people much, so I think it would be a lot of hypocrisy for me to be adverse to the idea.

mmm, delishus prions.

🤔 we could prepare the old people in a way prions aren't a problem i guess

we could burn the whol nervous system and throw the brain away

Dogs shouldnt be punished they should be loved

These shits r bomb

A rei burger king would never have to worry about attempts on their life.
If one gets wrecked, you just produce another one with the machine next to the pink slime production line.

Pink Slime Production Line should be a grindcore band.

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are you trying to get into the ward or trying to temp a catholic priest, Bolsa?

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