I'm just drunk and feeling myself like Bey

drinking outfit
do you change every time you need water

must be a hassle

No because when I am drinking water I am still drinking

Now when I am needing a drink it's a hassle

and I am not in it

So your clothes automatically change as a drink enters your mouth?

I assumed you put on clothes before you drank but that's even more impressive

I am super human I am protecting this country I am

Am

An* American Airman

im just a sad goth who protects their cat

hes a good cat tho

worth it

Cats aren't worth

Doggos are worth

@Sarai why are you jelly of the pretty people though?

They have pretty noses and I'm obssesed with it ;-;

my cat is worth

he sits in mylap

I mean. Because you're one of them

Pets are worth, period

Wait

I have a pretty nose?

Pets are not worth your period

YES

my period?

Weird

<:daddytrump:276991870960402432> i am the flattereds

i havent had one of those in 2 years

I've always been told my Jawine and Eyebrows

Weird?

My nose is huge is gross

sarai is self conscious about her nose despite being a cutie

big noses are good noses

love me a big nose

savs speaks truth

I like big noses tbh

sarai is total waifu material

waifu for laifu

Oh my