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I feel like a 80 year old on facebook

I’ve been studying my pet gerbils alot

i think they are very interesting

What are gerbils?

There like hamsters with tails

they come from India and were moved to America for experiments

they eventually became popular household pets

i adopted them

Look more like rats than hamster

Yeah

but there nice

Though both are rodents

im pretty sure there lesbians though and I’ve been investigating the matter for several months now

The black one is erwin rommel and the brown one is pavelow

Both females?

Yeah

Explain why you think they're lesbians

Well they sleep with each other and I mean I don’t know what gerbil intercourse looks like butt...

gerbil intercourse

Maybe they cuddle each other during sleep because they're sisters

No they’re not sisters

They were raised together?

What is this degeneracy

No

im telling you there lesbians

Have you heard moans from the gerbils?

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im screenshotting that shit

That’s beautiful

But no I have not

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Yes?

So what’s your verdict on the gerbils?

I don't know, never saw them, they could be dykes or it's just gerbil social behavior

I’m gonna do some more research

If they turn to be lesbians would you kill/abandon them since you hate homosexuals?

I don’t actually have any probelm with lesbians

only really with transgenders and homosexuals

I mean I kinda follow lutheranism

But lesbians are homosexuals