what thr fuck am i doing wih my life... XD

Monkey abuse 😦

OH HAI THER

That moment when people are getting butthurt over different sense of humor

People tend to have different sensitivities

I have kidding ok

Of course. However, you getting offended doesn't mean jack shit

If you get offended over something as petty as sense of humor you have some issues you might wanna work out

True

I don't go out of my way to really find people to offend, that's just being an asshat

But sense of humor? I've seen people getting offended over the word "cake" for fucks sake

how the hell do you get offended by the word cake?

Someone's relative eating nothing but cake and die from it?

How should I know?

Met that one special snowflake that found cake offensive

Why she was offended by it I have no idea

The newest meme is a satanist getting offended by the word hello, is anything really surprising at this point?

Satanist? You mean Stan?

I don't remember if that chick was a satanist but her channel had a bunch of videos about demons

Well, I guess she's turned complete moron at some point, or always been one

Likely the latter

No she had a mind of a newborn at one point. Smarter than her brain now.

S M A S H D AT M O F O L I KE B U T T O N

I wanna be like Trump if I ever run for president

That's a bit random

You checked his policies?

If that ever happens, I could promise to legalize piracy

I know of some of them

Point is, I think causing controversy could really help me gain voters

shit I need some gold

@sc_human Trump did exactly that. By repeating the wall shit and making people talk about him there's not many who does not know who he is at this point

Exactly

He's a businessman, after all

Yup

https://worldwide.vote/hillary-vs-trump/#/results/total

93% vote in Russia FOR Trump

I vote for kermit the frog

That's a foreign policy win right there

....Norway, the fuck you doing, voting for that shill?