who comes to portugal to eat pancakes?

me

£65 if I wanted to go to Portugal tomorrow

1 day of work

ez

wow

even my country is cheap

how many portugese whims can I buy with £65?

I could get like 3 russian whims

I don't know, I'm not in the pimp business

but from what I see

they're free

you just gotta be charming

charm is my middle name np np

and ask nicely

Hello mrs portugal whimon can you please love me np np

that's how to be charming

you gotta say it exactly like that

Mrs portugal, love it

you gonna get all the bitches

mainly the hoes

and the bimbos and basic bitches

@hugefanofgameslol I like your name

ok'

wanna chat?

bimbos and basic bitches are trash tho

I like the qt introverts

qt introverts are my life

those are harder to get

you wont find them on the streets

fuk

i'll just knock on doors

"hello mrs portugal are there any nice ms portugals here"

and then you get a door in your face cuz introverts don't like people

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B-but im nice ;_;

@everybody

@everybody HELLO

B-but but

introverts don't like people

that's why they're introverts