It was an attempt at a joke

i identify as a lamp

Lampent is best lamp.

when you turn on a lamp im triggerd

your useing my people!

Sorry, I don't bang lamps.

Also, Lampent is a Pokémon.

yooooo

~~Also is the only lamp I "owned".~~

I identify as a pencil. Since the age of 7 always wanted my black tip to touch all of the edges and folds of all types of paper. In 4th Grade I went as a pencil for Halloween, in 5th Grade I went as a pencil for Halloween, in 6th Grade I was Iron Man, but only because I didn't want to be beat up by that bully Laci Green in class. In 7th Grade I went back to being a pencil because Laci Green died in a fiery car crash, although I heard that she was transfered to the "Earth Dimension" and was reincarnated as an SJW.

LMM

lamps lives matter

Bitch you better praise pencils or else

Freedom of Speech as long as it follows my agenda

who do we blame for out problems?

Batteries

they run out

then thats when lamps go out

Don't lamps use fire?

Light!

light is racist!

And a pencil is made out of wood.

BAN ERASERS

THEY GET RID OF PENCIL MARKS

But what if you fuck up with what you're writing/drawing?

Anything else on the planet i guess

Also, a lamp's purpose is to light up the dark.

Lmao I can imagine BLM saying that lamps are racist because they don't light up dark areas

well, don't get every dark area

Only within a given range.

But if not at all, then a lamp is just decoration.

#EndLamps

By the way, I'm a pro pen user.

but the electric companays sht us down!

By the way, I honestly think that an agender person should steer clear from the Hebrew language.

why?

I think I found a pretty cool Steam game

It's called Escape the Game

@Alex Alt-Rock Non-Binary Peep, every word in the Hebrew language is gendered.

Spanish has many gendered words as well