Message from @Michael

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2016-10-31 21:21:47 UTC  

Well, the Jewish religion to be exact.

2016-10-31 21:23:05 UTC  

Their excuse: It's unholy to mix milk and meat together.

2016-10-31 21:23:21 UTC  

Also pork isn't allowed iirc

2016-10-31 21:24:20 UTC  

All types of pig meat is not allowed.

2016-10-31 21:25:19 UTC  

Send them underwear made of bacon. See how they take that.

2016-10-31 21:26:03 UTC  

Send them bacon candy

2016-10-31 21:26:27 UTC  

There is no place that sells bacon.

2016-10-31 21:26:58 UTC  

Pizza hut has bacon stuffed crust pizza. Send them that. Internationally. Worth it.

2016-10-31 21:27:19 UTC  

Again, not in Israel.

2016-10-31 21:27:36 UTC  

Ruining the joke, yo.

2016-10-31 21:28:00 UTC  

It's almost midnight.

2016-10-31 21:28:05 UTC  

Shove it in a carryon

2016-10-31 21:28:51 UTC  

My brain goes wen wen at that time.

2016-10-31 21:31:04 UTC  

Hi.

2016-10-31 21:32:03 UTC  

Hi.

2016-10-31 21:36:07 UTC  

I haven't talked to my dad in 8 years.

2016-10-31 21:38:19 UTC  

Well, I haven't talked to my dad in more 16 years + half a month.

2016-10-31 21:38:53 UTC  

Chill.

2016-10-31 21:39:01 UTC  

I am.

2016-10-31 21:39:13 UTC  

Just sleepy as fuck.

2016-10-31 21:41:28 UTC  

So yeah...

2016-10-31 21:41:54 UTC  

Have you considered the natural phenomenon known as sleep?

2016-10-31 21:42:30 UTC  

1. You can edit your comments.

2016-10-31 21:43:07 UTC  

Happy daddy?

2016-10-31 21:43:16 UTC  

2. And not spending time with my boyfriend?

2016-10-31 21:43:35 UTC  

Well there's like.. tomorrow and shit

2016-10-31 21:44:17 UTC  

He lives in Argentina and I live in Israel.

2016-10-31 21:44:24 UTC  

I see.

2016-10-31 21:44:48 UTC  

He's 5 or 6 hours ahead of me.

2016-10-31 21:45:50 UTC  

Louie CK is funny.

2016-10-31 21:46:08 UTC  

Who?

2016-10-31 21:46:13 UTC  

Louie CK.

2016-10-31 21:47:14 UTC  

And who's Louie CK?

2016-10-31 21:47:38 UTC  

Comedian

2016-10-31 21:47:43 UTC  

Yes.

2016-10-31 21:48:39 UTC  

I see.

2016-10-31 21:57:15 UTC  

kushi

2016-10-31 22:05:37 UTC  

I'll spoop u gud

2016-10-31 22:12:56 UTC  

Booo

2016-10-31 22:23:51 UTC  

give

2016-10-31 22:23:52 UTC  

me