but still jesus

Where in America? There are plenty of Indians in my neighborhood.

I didn't even realize most people thought dad jokes were sexual

like

im in rhode island

When I think of dad jokes I think of corny puns

that you hate yourself for finding funny

I'm from California.

Like if i lived in the usa and there were sjws around me they would already strangle me with patriarchy

Hugh mungus is s bad pun

california is only 40% white and is a massive mix

I make too many dark jokes

RI is like 70-29 white/black

#thewayAmericawasmeanttobe

i mean not really but close

Who the hell takes Hugh Mungus as a dick joke anyway?

The guy was chunky, so I thought it was a self depricating fat joke

somehow RI has nearly no wiggers

Is that the guy's actual name, btw?

no its not his real name

ok

I wish it was, but sadly no

XD

tis a good name

if i was a proprietor of dad jokes, however, i would actually give my kid a much funnier name

because my last name is a perfect setup

name your kid Son

no

id name him richard

she is really rinkly

nickname "dick"

and has a melanoma mark on her forhead

last name "holden"

awwww, nice

GET IT?!

dick holden

What do you think about Richard Wiener, though?

Good old dick holden

taking one for the team

Can u guys go to work for me tommorow?

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