Kill both

But slowly and painfully

nah

gotts gas em ;/

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No

You have to cut off little pieces of their bodies

ok

Over a period of 10 weeks

Then

Slowly drag a knife across their chests about 20 times over the course of 4 weeks

The. Slowly start putting gas into the room

Over a period of 30 weeks

Then finally stir them up and slowly lower them into a vat of acid over a period of 6 weeks

Tie

Can't we just cut off their penises?

or cover them in milk and honey and lock them in a trough (outside) and feed them alot so they have to swim in their own waste and the bugs will eat them alive

Headfirst

i like mine

Same

hey 😃 atleast they eat well

Wait, are we talking about eating penises?

Because tasty

anything

Oh

Well for starters

Harambe is a dead meme, which means we can put him on the grill and serve it at a dinner party

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eggplant react holy fuck

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3 friends, Emily, Jacob, and Dan, went on a lesierly walk on a cold fall day when they ended up by a forest.
"guys lets go in there, maybe find something weird or cool" Dan.
"OH maybe a dead body. If we find a body ill be the first one prodding it with a stick."jacob jumped around excitedly as his grusome thought.
"jacob stop being gross, no poking dead bodies." Emily, turning to jacob scoolding him.
"yea jacob what if it so bloated that if you poke it it blows up and we all get cover-"
'' dan shut up" emily inturuped dan before she threw up. The 3 friend procedded to walk on a small trail leading into the woods.
"dude but what if we actualy found a dead body like do we poke it or do we call the cops" jacob said beginning a conversation.
"well one obvously call the cops and two try to identify the body and 3 maybe poke it" emily proposed.
" Well im gonna write loser on his forhead" dan

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being able to describe emotion with eggplants is why america is going in the shitter

rip

no

its why its better

^

America is woke and lit xD

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