Message from @JayScum

Discord ID: 244923979637194752


2016-11-06 20:31:38 UTC  

Hi everyone

2016-11-06 20:34:41 UTC  

when your frying pan takes 30 minutes to heat u

2016-11-06 20:34:55 UTC  

but after that it starts burning shit too fast

2016-11-06 20:35:28 UTC  

day 2 of having no motivation to do any of my coursework

2016-11-06 20:35:33 UTC  

ehhhhhhh

2016-11-06 20:37:00 UTC  

Say what you will about the holocaust

2016-11-06 20:37:06 UTC  

But it had some smoking hot babes

2016-11-06 20:37:17 UTC  

- Some genius on the Internet

2016-11-06 20:37:56 UTC  

Would you stick your dick through Anne Frank's tight little pussy?

2016-11-06 20:38:06 UTC  

hey how do you get a jewish girl's number

2016-11-06 20:38:11 UTC  

roll up her sleeve

2016-11-06 20:38:16 UTC  

Lmao

2016-11-06 20:38:28 UTC  

month 2 of not having any motivation to continue university

2016-11-06 20:38:32 UTC  

ehe

2016-11-06 20:38:34 UTC  

hehe

2016-11-06 20:39:10 UTC  

Why do shower heads have 11 holes?

2016-11-06 20:39:30 UTC  

why?

2016-11-06 20:39:32 UTC  

Because jews have 10 fingers

2016-11-06 20:39:48 UTC  

wow

2016-11-06 20:40:14 UTC  

gg

2016-11-06 20:40:27 UTC  

oh...

2016-11-06 20:40:42 UTC  

forgot

2016-11-06 20:40:45 UTC  

pics chat

2016-11-06 20:40:54 UTC  

This became the dark humor chat

2016-11-06 20:41:29 UTC  

i am so fucking stupid

2016-11-06 20:41:38 UTC  

i put the pan on 1 when i should have put it on 6

2016-11-06 20:42:40 UTC  

any1gotDankSoulz3?

2016-11-06 20:42:46 UTC  

no

2016-11-06 20:47:38 UTC  

If Jesus exists, what would he say about memes?

2016-11-06 20:48:09 UTC  

He would call them dank af

2016-11-06 20:48:19 UTC  

Hell yeah

2016-11-06 20:48:34 UTC  

" Bring me more of these dank-ass memes, my son. "

2016-11-06 20:49:15 UTC  

Do you ever wonder if Jesus was ever a party dude?

2016-11-06 20:49:28 UTC  

Just drank his ass off and fucked some hoes?

2016-11-06 20:49:34 UTC  

He was at a party once i thought

2016-11-06 20:49:48 UTC  

Thats where he turned the water into wine

2016-11-06 20:49:52 UTC  

Oh yeah

2016-11-06 20:49:57 UTC  

Forgot about that

2016-11-06 20:50:21 UTC  

Tbh though

2016-11-06 20:50:34 UTC  

He better not forget about Dre

2016-11-06 20:50:50 UTC  

>inb4 outdated joke, kys faggot