but how, shes pansexual. im not a pan

She's Pansexual but likes men

Doesn't make ANY sense

Liking men in essence makes you a heterosexual

yes but im not a pan

Unfortunately, no

No one but her is a pan

So she's all alone in the universe

i'd do her once, but only if she gets drunk first. if she consents, its okay

Heh

I'd do her once too

Can't deny that she's hot. But her personality...

I'd rather castrate myself with a rusty and dull teaspoon otherwise

Being a hate and fear mongering bigot instantly turns me off.

But even without that I don't think she's attractive. Not that she'd be interested in me anyway since she wants men, despite claiming to be pan.

She's a hypocrite

Jumping on the pansexual and trans train just for the attention

Should be smacked to Mars

Actually, fuck that. Smack her to Alpha Centauri

I don't like how she insists on showing off her boobs and shoving them in your face at all times, while at the exact same time bitch about rampant sexism and objectification.

She's the type that does bikini shots in a Playboy magazine then complains about people objectifying her

The sheer double think is utterly hilarious and sad to watch

Girl.... if you don't want them to stare.... you wouldn't be wearing that and you damn well know it. Making people look is the whole point of low cut outfits like that.

Don't want people looking? Wear your mother's drapes

Here's the dirty little secret: girls want to be looked at. The more they complain about it, the more they actually want it. Girls in general have a nasty habit of claiming the exact opposite of what they want and then complaining about people doing it.

HOWEVER, if you are in a relationship with them and you do not do what they wanted you to do, which is the exact opposite of what they told you do to, you're getting in trouble with them.

Say nothing is wrong, something is wrong. Say everything is wrong, then everything is wrong

You just can't win

Most girls like to operate on hints. And are incapable of just saying what they want. But they expect everyone to just be able to figure out their clues and they're horrible people if they can't decode them.

10/10 been there

Twice

It's why I have found myself unable to date them despite being bi.

They call me a traitor for revealing dirty little secrets like this.

Not really a secret when pretty much every man knows this shit

Doesn't matter, they still act as if it is some closely guarded secret.

Indeed

Even if you know you don't notice miniscule differences in terms of attitute, behaviour, etc

Been in a situation twice now where I've had girls interested in me but expected ME to make a move

Can't really make a move when I don't even know they exist

Only heard AFTER the party from a friend of mine that there were two girls across the fucking ROOM that were staring at me the entire party

Like, if you like someone, is it that hard to tell them?