*disclaimer I don't*

Well my dick made those dogs. So I'm a uber god.

Holy shit are you god's god?

No, just his boss Craig

God damn

all praise craig

Kek

The dog god pimp

Kek

@Marauder

U wanna suk dik?

wow i just checked facebook and my sister has this long rant about how hillary should of won

i'm sorry for your loss.

Well then. Sucks for you.

then my dad just like lol

My mum went upstairs and started crying a little while ago after Hillary lost

it weird all the females in my family supported hillary and the male supported trump

Wasn't sure whether to feel bad or laugh.

my mom is smart and didn't vote for either

i respect her a bit more now

I respect no one. You must earn respect. You don't just start out being respected

also i got cancer but it was worth it to see all the triggered people on tumblr

Top kek

How's Reddit taking it?

To lazy to check myself.

the number one thing that alot of people don't realize is that candidates do ALMOST NOTHING that they say during the running and speeches.

so people are freaking out over empty promises. gotta love america.

HAPPY 9/11 GUYS

Craig do you fuck dogs tho

CRAIG ARE U INFLUENCED BY WHITNEY WISCONSIN

@nubbie no, just create them using my magic ubergod sperm

Cause religion

Oh okay thanks man I have 2 happy magic ubergod sperm filled dogs

Thanks man much appreciated

😊👍

I also demand the blood of your first born daughter and fifth born son as sacrifice, so chop to it.

@Repzion fuck you

why

#dicksoutfortrump new maymay guys get on it

im honestly so confused at all the people thinking Trump is going to take away from every ethnicity and women too

@Repzion fuck you