Message from @Admiral Paizuri

Discord ID: 259112434864750592


2016-12-16 00:18:25 UTC  

what

2016-12-16 00:18:25 UTC  

damn slime

2016-12-16 00:18:25 UTC  

there's like an 80% chance

2016-12-16 00:18:27 UTC  

i was conceived in april

2016-12-16 00:18:37 UTC  

got any pussy in april 2001?

2016-12-16 00:18:48 UTC  

no i was 4

2016-12-16 00:18:48 UTC  

ya i would have been supporting spring tours in ArkLaTx

2016-12-16 00:18:50 UTC  

3

2016-12-16 00:18:51 UTC  

fail

2016-12-16 00:19:01 UTC  

and 17 then?

2016-12-16 00:19:06 UTC  

18? how do i do math

2016-12-16 00:19:10 UTC  

19

2016-12-16 00:19:14 UTC  

now atleast

2016-12-16 00:19:15 UTC  

ya

2016-12-16 00:19:26 UTC  

father

2016-12-16 00:19:30 UTC  

dotter

2016-12-16 00:19:43 UTC  

y did u lea,veme

2016-12-16 00:19:53 UTC  

papa was a rollin stone baby

2016-12-16 00:20:06 UTC  

ooo fucc

2016-12-16 00:20:10 UTC  

If i ever get a child

2016-12-16 00:20:18 UTC  

Ill kill myself so they can get the insurance money

2016-12-16 00:20:23 UTC  

Cuz im fucking useless at everything

2016-12-16 00:20:33 UTC  

ive considered it but they already have their future set

2016-12-16 00:20:36 UTC  

unless i spawn more

2016-12-16 00:20:40 UTC  

then it's back to work

2016-12-16 00:20:53 UTC  

when my grandma dies i get 20,000 but i'm not allowed to brag because she doesnt want to think about her death

2016-12-16 00:20:59 UTC  

spawn more lmaoo

2016-12-16 00:21:00 UTC  

never heard that term for makin more babby children

2016-12-16 00:21:00 UTC  

oh

2016-12-16 00:21:06 UTC  

i wouldnt either if i had pink timbs

2016-12-16 00:21:11 UTC  

lmao

2016-12-16 00:21:15 UTC  

WHen my Great grandmother died i drank all the money away

2016-12-16 00:21:23 UTC  

damn

2016-12-16 00:21:26 UTC  

making feet for childrens shows is my fave phrase for the sex

2016-12-16 00:21:45 UTC  

i bought some land like she wanted me to

2016-12-16 00:21:55 UTC  

dont drink you naughty boy

2016-12-16 00:22:06 UTC  

SHOES NOT SHOWS

2016-12-16 00:22:07 UTC  

its lit

2016-12-16 00:22:11 UTC  

no you are

2016-12-16 00:22:13 UTC  

i was 17 xD

2016-12-16 00:22:22 UTC  

i was 22?