Message from @!Ruby

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2017-01-02 04:57:13 UTC  

3. drop limes infront of her, and fail at picking them up more points for looking clumsy

2017-01-02 04:57:15 UTC  

If you pickup a chick, make sure you don't have a Hawaiian bobblehead on your dashboard. You never know....

2017-01-02 04:57:25 UTC  

4. when she asks, respond with, "sorry, i'm bad at pickup limes"

2017-01-02 04:57:29 UTC  

yoiu pick them up under the knees and put them against a wall and nibble their ear whilst speaking french and beating the gspot like a speed bag

2017-01-02 04:57:35 UTC  

is the only answer, so fuck off virgin

2017-01-02 04:57:44 UTC  

damn

2017-01-02 04:57:55 UTC  

total boner killer my dude

2017-01-02 04:57:56 UTC  

People only love me for my bunz

2017-01-02 04:58:09 UTC  

i loved you before i knew about the buns

2017-01-02 04:58:17 UTC  

They only love my bunz

2017-01-02 04:58:19 UTC  

spirit makes burgers/hotdogs?

2017-01-02 04:58:29 UTC  

;^))

2017-01-02 04:58:40 UTC  

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are both standing in a boat that capsizes, who survives?

2017-01-02 04:58:45 UTC  

America.

2017-01-02 04:58:46 UTC  

ameri-

2017-01-02 04:58:49 UTC  

*shot*

2017-01-02 04:58:50 UTC  

lol

2017-01-02 04:59:41 UTC  

@Tephlonx5 What did you think about our advice? Any help?

2017-01-02 04:59:46 UTC  

My bunz are the only thing good about meh

2017-01-02 04:59:59 UTC  

no you're the package deal so stfu

2017-01-02 05:00:02 UTC  

spirit. ur cute. so it ukay

2017-01-02 05:00:06 UTC  

RUBY

2017-01-02 05:00:13 UTC  

was typing

2017-01-02 05:00:14 UTC  

There's nothing good about me

2017-01-02 05:00:25 UTC  

was typing

2017-01-02 05:00:25 UTC  

There's nothing good about me

2017-01-02 05:00:27 UTC  

there hi

2017-01-02 05:01:38 UTC  

BUT IF I'M SO CUTE WHY DOES NOBODY LOVES ME????

2017-01-02 05:02:10 UTC  

i love you

2017-01-02 05:02:19 UTC  

No u don't

2017-01-02 05:02:25 UTC  

i do

2017-01-02 05:02:29 UTC  

STOP THE SELF HATE

2017-01-02 05:02:30 UTC  

u hate star wars

2017-01-02 05:02:30 UTC  

PLS

2017-01-02 05:02:31 UTC  

SPIRIT AND BRITTANY FREAKING STOP

2017-01-02 05:02:36 UTC  

i allready know the names of our kids

2017-01-02 05:02:46 UTC  

[SSF] Valkyrie - Today at 11:02 PM
STOP THE SELF HATE

2017-01-02 05:02:52 UTC  

S T O P THE SHIDHSKDFUCK

2017-01-02 05:02:58 UTC  

i love you anyway

2017-01-02 05:02:58 UTC  

Eeeeeeeeeeeee!