Message from @goose

Discord ID: 281902020959404033


2017-02-16 21:30:56 UTC  

J Dilla

2017-02-16 21:31:13 UTC  

I tried to fart, but the poop got in the way.

2017-02-16 21:31:16 UTC  

o my

2017-02-16 21:31:49 UTC  

Thats what one of my sisters said when she was 3.

2017-02-16 21:31:57 UTC  

Wtf

2017-02-16 21:32:31 UTC  

The first thing I see is "I wish I could get paid to fart"

2017-02-16 21:32:42 UTC  

wtf = Wow tubular fart

2017-02-16 21:32:58 UTC  

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2017-02-16 21:33:03 UTC  

wtf bro

2017-02-16 21:34:18 UTC  

Mmmm

2017-02-16 21:34:21 UTC  

Fart

2017-02-16 21:34:37 UTC  

Sometimes I fart out of my mouth

2017-02-16 21:34:45 UTC  

Burp?

2017-02-16 21:34:53 UTC  

Nah, a mouth fart.

2017-02-16 21:35:00 UTC  

Ahh

2017-02-16 21:35:07 UTC  

Or armpit fart

2017-02-16 21:35:30 UTC  

I sometimes vomit urine out of my pee pee tho.

2017-02-16 21:35:49 UTC  

Sounds tasty

2017-02-16 21:35:53 UTC  

Unclassy.

2017-02-16 21:37:58 UTC  

@Sebastian Lawe *went to the bathroom broken hearted, went to shit but only farted.*

2017-02-16 21:37:59 UTC  
2017-02-16 21:38:15 UTC  

@RollinInTheDerp My life in a nut shell.

2017-02-16 21:38:22 UTC  

ZhzhzzhAhahahahaha

2017-02-16 21:38:26 UTC  

All my shit turns to air.

2017-02-16 21:39:22 UTC  

paid to fart

2017-02-16 21:39:34 UTC  

i mean, it's methane, right?

2017-02-16 21:39:49 UTC  

isn't that used for something?

2017-02-16 21:39:52 UTC  

We need methane glass.

2017-02-16 21:44:06 UTC  

Wut

2017-02-16 21:44:44 UTC  

(just walk away)

2017-02-16 21:45:02 UTC  

Why am I still on this server? Smh. Y'all are fucking weird.

2017-02-16 21:45:05 UTC  

Lol

2017-02-16 21:45:13 UTC  

Normal is overrated.

2017-02-16 21:45:28 UTC  

Normal people are weirdo's

2017-02-16 21:47:00 UTC  

True. I was just joking though. I like the weirdness.

2017-02-16 21:47:23 UTC  

Well in that case, I'm only just beginning.

2017-02-16 21:47:51 UTC  

Oh god

2017-02-16 21:47:51 UTC  

Lol

2017-02-16 21:48:36 UTC  

For example, the farts are more satifying with a hamster or girbil being used as cork.

2017-02-16 21:49:00 UTC  

Yall still talking about poop and farts? Ya nasty lol

2017-02-16 21:49:29 UTC  

Guinea pigs cant be used though because the force will crush them.