Message from @Matthias The Warrior
Discord ID: 282234312483667979
*judging*
:3
Most blonde hair darkens with age. Mine did. Blonde hair that stays light is exceptionally rare. So most people older than their mid teens that still have light blonde hair are bleeching and dying it.
For some reason I just don't like that.
I like dragons more as a great, unfathamable creature than _like like_ dragons
Dragons are cool
So that's where the dragonborn came from.
@Paul- you remind me so much of another paul I know
I knew a Paul in high school. He always got the teasing that gingers have no souls. So he always responded with: "I know, that's why we consume the souls of others to survive."
Consume my soul, baby.
I don't think there were any Pauls at my school
The only Paul I know is a drug addict from Canada
We had a shitload of Tyler's though
The only Tyler I know fucking stole $400 from me
Rip
I know a lot of Tyler's and a Tylor
The only friend I got from tinder is named Tylor
and I know a few Jeremy's too
One is super 🔥🔥🔥
There was a Tyler and a Jeremy in my class.
It's more complicated for me. Not everyone is going to be compatible with me and I have issues doing the deed. Has to do with not liking the equipment that's there. It's a deeply seated pyschological issue that only reassignment can fix.
That last comment was 90% me kidding and being silly
I'm actually single and a virgin because in real life I'm too shy to actually do the act.
I'm incredibly shy.
rip ; - ;
Social anxiety is a real bitch
I always joke around about loving dick but in reality I'm the biggest virgin ever
same @Emma
And it's only worse now.
As common as it is as a fetish, chick with dick isn't a huge relationship selling point.
LOL
oh
:C
read that wrong
It was still funny.
@Emma I have faith you'll find someone down the line. It's corny af, but I'm a firm believer that there's someone for everyone
nu its sad ;-;
That's why you find a way to laugh about it. It's a coping mechanism.
you're just making me sadder ; - ;
Eh we'll all find someone eventually