[Repzion]: Why do you not feel anything?

because you're not actually here rubbing my butt, gecko

gecko, you fail at life

[Repzion]: I can't fail at life. I am not alive.

damn

lol

outplayed

noice

what is butt massage?

never heard about it

you massage a butt

Ello chaps

i can butt massage you spirit

o maybe XD

and gecko

I've had my butt squeezed and slapped... does that count?

al,ost

almost*

Never massaged tho

I am pretty good with massages supposedly

But I don't think I'll massage bums

Yeah I love giving back rubs

And scalp massage are soooooo relaxing

Whenever my mom is stressed I give her a good back massage to relax her nerves. She deserves it

where can i find a girl like you guys??? wtf, i need massages sometimes lol

especially after sports

I have a massage thing mounted to my chair.

Haha I mean, I wouldn't massage for a living but I'll definitely do it to a significant other *wherever you are* lol

It also depends if their good at it tho spirit lol

I agree with spirit & bev doe, I used to give my ex back massages after work all the Time👌🏽

Same he would fall asleep haha

^ Ye 😂

Usually the neck area has knots and the shoulders and I would take them out

My friend is a massage therapist so she taught me how to untie knots and crack backs like the chiropractor

I have huge knots on my back.. I've been dying to go to a spa

My whole body cracks like crushing Ritz.

Same

Oh god that sounds horrible

Or wait, like cracking peanuts.

I was cracking my back while reading that lol

My arm has cracked every time I bend it up ever since I fractured it when I was little.