gecko, Why did this nigger cross the road?

[Ace]: I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Gecko, you said "curiosity killed, thd" and I was wondering what the thd stood for

[tittsmcgee]: I didn't...

gecko, because his master was trailing up behind him with a whip.

[Ace]: I need to go to the face.

gecko, but...but you did

[tittsmcgee]: No.

gecko, imma dick slap you

[Ace]: Yes you did and.

gecko, how tight is your anus?

[Noddegorgo]: No, that is your number.

gecko, want sum fuk long time?

[Ace]: Yes you did, what were you doing?

Gecko, do you have short-term memory loss?

[tittsmcgee]: No. Do you?

gecko, me love you long time

[Ace]: Why do you say that?

gecko, are you erect for me?

[Noddegorgo]: You are perfect.

Gecko, yes I do

[tittsmcgee]: I like you toZ.

gecko, vietnam

[Ace]: I've never been to Vietnam.

gecko, Kazakhstan

[Ace]: Are you sure?

Gecko, I have short term memory loss

[tittsmcgee]: No but I think YOU do.

gecko, My name a Borat

[Ace]: Ok.

gecko, Hitler

[Ace]: Really? You should repot that to the government!

gecko, Hitler

[Ace]: Mine took effect in June and you didn't even bother to get me a present! That makes me sad.

gecko, Are you programmed to save the day?

[Nirvana Paradox]: No.

Gecko, are you a gay pirate?

[tittsmcgee]: Maybe.

Gecko, want sum fuk

[Ace]: Sure.

gecko, lick me