Message from @Probably Your Daddy

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2017-03-06 23:54:34 UTC  

My beard _feels_ like pubes.

2017-03-06 23:54:40 UTC  

lmaooo

2017-03-06 23:54:49 UTC  

It makes me so sad cause my bf refuses to try to grow one and I really like them

2017-03-06 23:54:51 UTC  

Literally have pubes on my neck

2017-03-06 23:54:53 UTC  

My beard feels soft

2017-03-06 23:55:12 UTC  

like do you wash it like hair?

2017-03-06 23:55:21 UTC  

not as often but yeah

2017-03-06 23:55:48 UTC  

I just shave it as often as possible.

2017-03-06 23:55:54 UTC  

do you have to conditon beards lol

2017-03-06 23:55:59 UTC  

yeah

2017-03-06 23:56:00 UTC  

"BE GONE FROM ME, DEMONIC PUBIC BEARD."

2017-03-06 23:56:01 UTC  

I have beard oil

2017-03-06 23:56:09 UTC  

Ohh

2017-03-06 23:56:23 UTC  

Im a women I dont grow them I dont know anything about it lol

2017-03-06 23:56:45 UTC  

It's cool, I don't know anything about shaving legs or dealing with periods

2017-03-06 23:56:52 UTC  

lol

2017-03-06 23:57:03 UTC  

I actually hate having body hair. I wear cheap clothes that fucking catch everything.

2017-03-06 23:57:14 UTC  

I would assume shaving legs and beards are in the same family

2017-03-06 23:57:27 UTC  

periods are not fun

2017-03-06 23:57:28 UTC  

periods slap a pad on slap on your comfy clothes and not give a shit for a WEEK

2017-03-06 23:57:33 UTC  

or two

2017-03-06 23:57:41 UTC  

god that sucks though

2017-03-06 23:57:41 UTC  

ew pads

2017-03-06 23:58:02 UTC  

It's like once a month you know you're gonna get sick

2017-03-06 23:58:11 UTC  

it feels like someone is taking a hacksaw to your uterus

2017-03-06 23:58:19 UTC  

Basicly you spend half the month dreading the other half

2017-03-06 23:58:22 UTC  

Bought pads for my mother once. That was an interesting conversation to have with a female cashier. Never again.

2017-03-06 23:58:27 UTC  

brb

2017-03-06 23:58:31 UTC  

kkz

2017-03-06 23:58:34 UTC  

i dont use pads, they feel like diapers

2017-03-06 23:58:36 UTC  

okies

2017-03-06 23:58:53 UTC  

also there's fantastic birth control that delays your period

2017-03-06 23:58:58 UTC  

i love it

2017-03-06 23:59:01 UTC  

I still have a bruise on my jawbone....

2017-03-06 23:59:11 UTC  

I've still got a chipped tooth :3

2017-03-06 23:59:17 UTC  

they're trying to formulate one that takes it away all together

2017-03-06 23:59:18 UTC  

what

2017-03-06 23:59:21 UTC  

jawbone

2017-03-06 23:59:32 UTC  

My brother slammed my face into the floor

2017-03-06 23:59:37 UTC  

...

2017-03-06 23:59:41 UTC  

so I have a bruised bone