Message from @Springband

Discord ID: 291070444591775744


2017-03-14 04:47:51 UTC  

@new account Jesse 1767 Come to my house

2017-03-14 04:47:53 UTC  

Wow, i need more room in the gulags for these people

2017-03-14 04:47:56 UTC  

I sexually identify as Sledge from Rainbow Six Siege. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of invading enemy bases and dropping hot sticky breaching hammers on disgusting  reinforcements. People say to me that a person being Sledge is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a Breaching Hammer, an L85A2 Bullpup Assualt rifle and a P9 semi-automatic handgun on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sledge" and respect my right to kill with a hammer and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a Sledgeiphobe and need to check your operator privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

2017-03-14 04:48:18 UTC  

I sexually identify as the FitnessGram Pacer Test. Ever since I was a kid I dreamed of being an multi stage aerobic capacity test that progressively get more difficult as it continues. People tell me that a person can´t be a school fitness test but I don´t care, I´m beautiful. Every morning I wake up and tell myself "The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds". My running speed starts slowly but gets faster every minute. In school, every time I hear the bell I think "A single lap should've been completed, and if It isn't completed twice the test is over". From now on I want you guys to call me Fitness Gram and respect my right to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. If you can't accept that I am a aerobic capacity test then you're a testophobe and you need to check your running privelage. Thank you for being so understanding

2017-03-14 04:48:33 UTC  

wow communists in effect

2017-03-14 04:48:39 UTC  

Gender is so misogynistic, and is created by the patriarchy so that we can never trully tell people how feel gender wise.

2017-03-14 04:48:49 UTC  

The patriarchy needs to come back

2017-03-14 04:48:57 UTC  

It's already here

2017-03-14 04:49:01 UTC  

u no like gays ? @Springband

2017-03-14 04:49:01 UTC  

No it isn't

2017-03-14 04:49:05 UTC  

There's no fucking patriarchy

2017-03-14 04:49:10 UTC  

Slide into DMs again @🤔GayZeusCat🤔

2017-03-14 04:49:11 UTC  

lol i love femenist cringe videos

2017-03-14 04:49:12 UTC  

Talk to my boss

2017-03-14 04:49:17 UTC  

XD

2017-03-14 04:49:34 UTC  

GI Jew = Another Common Filth retard

2017-03-14 04:49:35 UTC  

Samuel L Jackson sucks all kind of dick In Kong Island

2017-03-14 04:49:37 UTC  

and I love how everytime a news crew went to clinton rally's no one could explain why they supported her

2017-03-14 04:49:41 UTC  

Go away common filth retards

2017-03-14 04:49:51 UTC  

its nearly Us army patriotic porn

2017-03-14 04:50:01 UTC  

I support Hillary Clinton because she's a woman

2017-03-14 04:50:02 UTC  

sorry, it is

2017-03-14 04:50:10 UTC  

I support donald trump

2017-03-14 04:50:26 UTC  

because I am also a cyst white male who thinks females and males are not worth the same

2017-03-14 04:50:27 UTC  

im holding a rally now

2017-03-14 04:50:34 UTC  

Cyst white male

2017-03-14 04:50:38 UTC  

@Springband I think you're just being edgy cuz ur young

2017-03-14 04:50:43 UTC  

:P

2017-03-14 04:50:45 UTC  

yeh

2017-03-14 04:50:45 UTC  

My prime minister quit his job cause it was too hard

2017-03-14 04:50:46 UTC  

@Springband Do you like RE7

2017-03-14 04:50:47 UTC  

White people

2017-03-14 04:51:00 UTC  

I don't believe males and females aren't equal, just they have different roles

2017-03-14 04:51:00 UTC  

black people, they will steal your shoes

2017-03-14 04:51:04 UTC  

@🤔GayZeusCat🤔 oh, yeah. I never told you I'm 16 btw

2017-03-14 04:51:11 UTC  

Or did I?

2017-03-14 04:51:11 UTC  

@prankster2099 I haven't played any of them

2017-03-14 04:51:11 UTC  

Eh

2017-03-14 04:51:15 UTC  

Shit memory

2017-03-14 04:51:16 UTC  

>2 years older

2017-03-14 04:51:17 UTC  

ahh ok