Message from @carlsbad

Discord ID: 291335407298412556


2017-03-14 22:18:07 UTC  

Bork

2017-03-14 22:18:17 UTC  

Melon hold me

2017-03-14 22:18:33 UTC  

No

2017-03-14 22:19:00 UTC  

Just broke up with my bf crying so hard right now omg

2017-03-14 22:19:08 UTC  

Melon please

2017-03-14 22:19:20 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656> 🔫

2017-03-14 22:19:36 UTC  

*sigh* barf

2017-03-14 22:20:49 UTC  

Hey melon

2017-03-14 22:21:19 UTC  

M-melon...?

2017-03-14 22:21:23 UTC  

*Pat Pat*

2017-03-14 22:21:43 UTC  

Melon you ruined my entire life

2017-03-14 22:21:50 UTC  

Youre a chick?

2017-03-14 22:21:55 UTC  

No lol

2017-03-14 22:21:58 UTC  

Anyways

2017-03-14 22:22:03 UTC  

I was about to say

2017-03-14 22:22:09 UTC  

My whole life is a lie

2017-03-14 22:22:25 UTC  

Agreed

2017-03-14 22:22:32 UTC  

anal

2017-03-14 22:22:35 UTC  

Ots not

2017-03-14 22:22:42 UTC  

Cause youre a dude

2017-03-14 22:22:53 UTC  

Maybe dude look like a lady

2017-03-14 22:23:21 UTC  

Id date a dudechick

2017-03-14 22:23:28 UTC  

sexist

2017-03-14 22:23:38 UTC  

Me too

2017-03-14 22:23:52 UTC  

But not a chickdude

2017-03-14 22:24:07 UTC  

Whats the difference tho

2017-03-14 22:24:17 UTC  

The organs

2017-03-14 22:24:25 UTC  

Ans the facial hair

2017-03-14 22:24:28 UTC  

And*

2017-03-14 22:24:32 UTC  

One has dick and one doesn't.

2017-03-14 22:24:44 UTC  

One has a feminine penis

2017-03-14 22:25:54 UTC  

The other has a sock and a beard

2017-03-14 22:26:22 UTC  

Stroke my neckbeard melon

2017-03-14 22:26:35 UTC  

No

2017-03-14 22:26:45 UTC  

<:feels:280645240572870656>

2017-03-14 22:44:12 UTC  

I disappeared!

2017-03-14 22:44:18 UTC  

NU!

2017-03-14 22:44:36 UTC  

Come backk!

2017-03-14 22:45:14 UTC  

@Repzion tried out Mad Max tonight. Once again, thank you, i'm having a really good time!

2017-03-14 22:46:19 UTC  

glad you like it!

2017-03-14 22:48:06 UTC  

Pizza or calzone?