I put garlic on everything

what the fuck viper

mayo is gay

what's wrong with mayo on chicken tendies?

_breaths fire_

mayo is gay?

gay poeple arent nearly as bad as mayo

ahahahaa

Mayo is fucking evil.

pretty sure gay people are the worst

gay people are ok

garlic onion cumin and tumeric 👌 gr9 on anything

but mayo is gay as in it looks like semen

rosemary is fuckin nasty tho

yeah

Lesbians = good
gay men = meh

probably tastes like semen too, never tried either

tastes like you're eating dirt and pine needles

Wait we weren't talking about porn?

mayo is pure egg and oil

chicken tenders are best served with mayo

its gross

not even a cooked egg

I eat "tyura" sometimes

I also like to oversalt things

its bread - white or wholegrain sliced into cubes mixed with shaken raw whole eggs

mayo is ok on sandwiches and in potato salad

Oversalting is also evil.

I followed this recipe that made cookies taste like pretzel for some fuckin reason

i love fairy bread

I trusted you alton brown

fairy bread gives me heartburn just thinking about it

mayonaise and sprinkles on toast.... yum

I need more Onision bashing vids in my life.

dafuq is fairy bread

"mayonaise and sprinkles on toast.... yum"

fairy bread?

bread with sprinkles

its an australian thing

sounds like shit

pretty much something i wouldn't eat if i were dying