Cant even trust your own ass

Dad

What a crazy bitch

@daddams#8724

The worse part is she was a normie

Why can't I tag you

@daddams#8724

Now I'm single and no one likes my dank memes and crippling depression

Do not contain your farts either. Release them as often as possible. Do not supress them out of some misplaced sense of dignity. Because they will only remain contained so long as you're awake. If you fall asleep, or doze of at all, the trumpets will sound. Hope those who share a bed remember that sharing is caring!

Also..

Don't forget to pee

Gonna kms brb lol

I'll let you guys know if it worked ofc

You need to breathe to stay alive

^ word from the wise

Controversial opinion here guys but did you know water is wet?!

My mom's one of those who refuses to fart while awake. She farts....... like every 40 seconds when she, for instance, takes a nap when we're on a long drive. My dad can't help but giggle every time she does it too.

Mfw i fart in class

How is a fact an opinion?

Controversial opinion alert guys but I think murder is bad

Better

Dihydrogen monoxide is toxic and should be banned. It wil kill you if you breathe it in.

Weed should be legal

Cocaine too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I shower without any clothes on.

Nah

Romulan ale should be illegal.

Controversial opinion guys but I think walking hurts your feet

I sleep in the nude

*Discuss.*

O my

Same

Ah extremely complex opinion here guys but

I think opinions are okay to have

Nah

Nubbie

*only if they're the same as mine ahahaha*

Wyd???

Contemplating life

You're suppose to be giving me nightmares

Tf