Buckle up, buckaroo!

When Butters and Cartman stole a drone to spy on their neighbors.

I have seen the whole series.

Same.

I used to run the South Park wiki.

Really?!

Yeah. But Wikia was insane so I quit.

I read that thing religiously!

One upon a time I was its only staff member.

Continue the story Emma!

*snuggles up by Emma*

Wikia screwd with all of us working on wikis and made our jobs impossible so a lot of us across many wikis quit in protest.

How so?

To beat the no life, you must become the no life

^

They kept turning off features we needed to do our jobs, and kept screwing with the layout so we couldn't get where we needed to do basic tasks.

This is a shit story.

hey

It's bad enough that experienced Wikia editors today don't fair that well when they try editing more independent wikis that are not held back and have more features.

It's so different it's like taking a a baker and expecting them to do surgery.

Emma, when you're done with this story, can you tell me another.

One time I farted in a way that sounded like the word "fart"

lmao

That happened to me once whilst I was staring at this one hot dude.

I miss the days when my farts were high pitched enough to frighten dogs.

He was so bloody sexy.

the word bloody comes up in the context of asses.

Yes.

Yes it does.

Edit: Arses.

Better than bloody nipples.

That's hot.

Free the nipple... pfft. If we did that, half the people who did would have raw and bloody nips within a week.

hmm

It's pretty common in overweight men with moobs.

Free the nipple sounds like heaven to me.

Since there's a taboo against them wearing support.

Wait, it's for men freeing their nipples?

No. There's a taboo againt men wearing bras when some really do need them.

And they get bloody nipples because they don't have that.

Holy crap.